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The CryptKeeper's Movies I Will NEVER EVER SEE (part 2)

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Ok, so for some retarded reason, I can't add anything to my previous Movies I Will NEVER EVER See list, so I have no choice, but to make a part 2. Maybe when MovieWeb gets their act together, I will be able to add all the ones on this list to the other, and just delete this one.

			My Comment	My Rating	User Average	Lists
1		I Love You, Man	The title is pretty lame. I will admit by the trailer, there seems like there MIGHT be one, MAYBE 2 laughs, but the overall movies just looks very unfunny, and has a stupid plot.	(Not Rated)	(Not Rated)	In 33 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
2		There's Something About Mary	Bathroom...	(Not Rated)	(Not Rated)	In 10 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
3		Sex Drive	Well... actually forget it. It's on the list, so that's that.	(Not Rated)	(Not Rated)	In 11 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
4		Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail	Cross dresser.	(Not Rated)	(Not Rated)	In 30 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
5		My Best Friend's Girl	Just looks lame, and not really a fan of any of the actors.	(Not Rated)	(Not Rated)	In 9 Lists	Add To List Rate Review
6		Gay in Amsterdam		(Not Rated)	(Not Rated)	In 1 List	Add To List Rate Review Buy This!

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I Love You, Man

My Rating:	(Not Rated)
User Average:	(Not Rated)

The title is pretty lame. I will admit by the trailer, there seems like there MIGHT be one, MAYBE 2 laughs, but the overall movies just looks very unfunny, and has a stupid plot.

2

There's Something About Mary

My Rating:	(Not Rated)
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Bathroom...

3

Sex Drive

My Rating:	(Not Rated)
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Well... actually forget it. It's on the list, so that's that.

4

Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail

My Rating:	(Not Rated)
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Cross dresser.

5

My Best Friend's Girl

My Rating:	(Not Rated)
User Average:	(Not Rated)

Just looks lame, and not really a fan of any of the actors.

6

Gay in Amsterdam

My Rating:	(Not Rated)
User Average:	(Not Rated)

27 Comments

The CryptKeeper

May 22nd, 2009 6:29pm

...havent seen them, but i doubt it

The Boondock Saint

May 22nd, 2009 6:39am

SEX DRIVE and MADEA GOES TO JAIL were awsome

The CryptKeeper

April 4th, 2009 6:49am

A lot of people like I Love You Man

April 3rd, 2009 9:22pm

Observe and report does look dumb, but I love you, man was great and hilrious and didnt have a stupid plot.

The CryptKeeper

March 31st, 2009 6:21pm

Thanks.

March 31st, 2009 5:44pm

I agree with your entirer list except for My Best Friends Girl that shit was priceless

The CryptKeeper

March 25th, 2009 1:20pm

HA! thanks for being one of the few!

March 25th, 2009 12:47pm

ALL these movies are Gay.

The CryptKeeper

March 17th, 2009 6:31pm

Seth Rogan is a moron, and Something About Mary... nevermind, just one word- bathroom

March 17th, 2009 5:00pm

How do you hate Seth Rogen, that dude's hilarious.
And There's Something About Mary was very funny.

The CryptKeeper

March 8th, 2009 11:35pm

Thanks

March 8th, 2009 10:38am

great list

The CryptKeeper

March 7th, 2009 2:35pm

lol, thanks, i guess

The Dark Knight

March 4th, 2009 7:40pm

lmao funniest thing you've ever written "cross dresser" hahahahaha then the picture of Tyler as that lady ahahahahahahaha

The CryptKeeper

March 3rd, 2009 3:30pm

Well, forrestgump, i dont know what to tell you.

and thanks JohnnyBlaze

The First Avenger: JohnnyBlaze

March 3rd, 2009 12:20pm

Nice all this movies look realy gay especialy that tyler perry crap. (what is so interesting about a loud obnoxius black guy who dresses like a woman?!?!) #1 movie right now? WTF AMERICA!!!!

March 3rd, 2009 7:07am

WHAT?????Sex Drive-There Something About Mary-Miss March-I Love You Man-WTF!!!!-LOLZ!!!!!

March 2nd, 2009 4:23am

I forgot you're a teacher lol

March 1st, 2009 5:17pm

haha nice one Vis... but it doesn't take much calculations for even the average person. 60 seconds per minute... in a 90 minute movie? 90 x 60 = 5400 seconds buddy. Its not hard. The 5599 was a joke and an estimate. I tell you.... I can't believe a high school kid actually thinks someone has to work hard to figure little things like that. So.... don't be concerned about me.... you MAY be concerned, however, that you actually think I had to CALCULATE the seconds. It took me like 3 seconds off the top of my head. Geez.

So again... don't be concerned for the teacher who's actually smart. ;)

The CryptKeeper

March 1st, 2009 4:34pm

I doubt it.

The Boondock Saint

March 1st, 2009 3:47pm

............sex drive was hilarious

The CryptKeeper

March 1st, 2009 12:20pm

lol, VIS

March 1st, 2009 11:53am

I'm more concerned MB actually calculated the seconds :)

The CryptKeeper

March 1st, 2009 11:14am

i never said there was nudity in that scene... and by the way, it's not just nudity why all these movies I'll never see. It's all the crude BS, that I just don't find funny at all. It's just not funny, plain and simple... but that's just my opinion... this list is MINE, and I do expect people to read them to get to know who I am... not to agree. lol

March 1st, 2009 10:40am

WHAT??? Something About Mary??? Why that one? Don't give me this bullshit about male nudity crap. Its just one damn shot of a prosthetic penis caught horribly in a zipper so the audience can see how bad the guy fucked up zipping himself back up. It lasts like 1 second and you're gonna avoid the other 5,599 seconds because of that one. Makes no sense.

The CryptKeeper

February 27th, 2009 8:46pm

Whatever you say, Vamp...

February 27th, 2009 8:15pm

Dude! Both of these movies look hilarious. ESPECIALLY "Miss March." lmfao.

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