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BlizZzario, Bizniches's The Bad Vampire Movies

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BloodRayne Blood Rayne is nothing like the game, the movie should have had it in 1940's New Orleans, with Nazi, and she should have been Native American like in the game, but that's not all, the acting was horrible, you can't have people with American accents and modern language in the time period and European locations, I gave the movie 15 minuets then I had to turn it off, it was badly casted, scripted, acted, and whatever else, you also cant make you own story from a character, in another franchise, that's shitting all over the creators original idea and work, plus Uwe Boll adaptation of the game, single handedly killed the Blood Rayne developer, company, and game, and you cant do that.
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Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance didn't even watch due to the 1st
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American Vampire
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Ultraviolet Ultra Violet started out good, I though it was like Equilibrium and Aeon Flex at first, which it kind of is, but that's a tangent, but the whole premises didn't make since to me, and the whole vampire virus sounds to much like Resident's Evil, Mila Jovanovich isn't just Alice from the Resident's Evil franchise, she not really a typecasted actor, not that this movie was all bad, the futurist atmosphere was good, the fighting was alright, and the technology I.e. the cpu's and clothes changing color was interesting, I just didn't see this movie as a vampire movie, by the by Aeon Flux was a very excellent movie and Futuristic movie, better then the cartoon, and it's a shocker, but its equal to or better then Equilibrium. Also the guy who looks like Tony Hawk, sort of, is in two or all of these movies, the other vampire that helps her, whatever
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Twilight never seen it, never will, know its bad, refer to Cryptkeepers Twilight review
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Dracula 3000
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Bordello of Blood
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The Matrix Reloaded it was a vampire movie
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Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens it's alright, but not the second or third time
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Blade Blade was good the first time I saw it but I was kid, as the movie progressed and had sequels, I found the movie become wrong and bad, in every movie he gets captured, then gets real blood, and the is able to break out and kill his opposition, if this is the case for Blade why didn't he just drink the blood of vampires, he would be super powered by that type of blood, and wouldn't be feasting on humans as he put it, plus even if the blood substitute he injected into himself would damn near kill him, or if you go with the None of their weaknesses like he and Whistler stated, then that substitute wouldn't work, plus drinking blood is a weakness per say, because they need blood to live, have full power, and do what they do, so that's a weakness, an additional problem I had was the fact that he is half-breed/half-blood not a full breed/full-blood he would be able to match the power of a full vampire, even with the none of their weakness part, also silver wouldn't work with vampires, unless its blessed silver, which brings me to another point steaks are only for hold a vampire in a coffin, mainly decapitation and holly water can kill a vampire, the rest just weakens them, but this also depends on what type of vampire, plus he wasn't wearing his silver arm armor, like in the comic book, in part two why would hunters of blade, who train all their live, to then just work with blade, that's illogical, and even if the reapers where to much for full breeds, blade is one a half breed, and isn't old enough to gain all his powers, as an elder one would, and as far as the boss go I.e. Dracula, who wouldn't be able to be in the movie because blade is a different type, and the Blood God who possessed Deacon Frost, once again his not powerful nor old enough to present a challenge to them.
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Blade 2
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Blade: Trinity
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Underworld Now Underworld, was just full on bullshit, it did have good action scenes, and good visuals, but the story could have gone somewhere, so lets get started, a why and how would a vampire fall in love with a human, when she could have had a vampire, humans are weak and die, why would a vampire leave her coven, kind, for a human, why would now be the time when she decides to stop doing what she doing for a human, when she been doing it for centauries, and in this one vampires are portray more anima- like then usual, but it depends on what type they are, so that can be answered, another thing I had problems with(beginning of franchise) was the fact that coven of vampires, can take out one, and in all truth and honesty, I had an idea for a movie I made that was completely original and by myself, around 2000, that had vampires vs. werewolves, but mine is different, but the promises was is the same, so know I had to make mine a show, instead of a movie, and in mine I'll you them how its done, but I didn't have a vampire-werewolf, so that's original to them, but I had the vs. part (my way) first, and I like to tell you about it, but I think someone has been listening to my ideas, for a long time, but that's a tangent. The werewolves are on the money though
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Underworld: Evolution
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Underworld 3: The Rise of The Lycans I know it's going to be bad from the other two
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January 28th, 2009 9:08pm
Matrix Reloaded had vampires in it, so it counts and it is a long debate, on what is wrong with the movie, so I won't touch it, and yes ultraviolet is a vampire movie, and the for the reason you didn't realize it was a vampire movie is one reason why it was a bad vampire movie, the rest I said
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January 28th, 2009 3:07pm
the original blade was good. but like you said the sequels just got worse and worse. didint know ultraviolent was a vamp movie either, although i did hear it was bad. And matrix? Y did that make the list? Does it SUCK that bad? hahahahaha (vampire pun)
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January 3rd, 2009 10:07pm
Blade?

and what parts of Matrix Reloaded were vampiric?
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