Poultrygeist

[Dr. Feinstone]

http://www.troma.com/poultrygeist/

This is Troma's next film, the first horror/comedy/musical with dancing zombie chickens. It sounds hilarious, I CANT WAIT. And seriously, the look of the chicken is AWESOME. THis movie will rock, totally can't wait. Anyone else excited?

[Steven Spielbergo]

Well, to each his own.

[Dr. Feinstone]

I take that as a "this movie will suck" theory.

[lbosquet]

Personnaly, most of the horror movies do not fing grace in my eyes...if somehow I could burn ALL these crappy horror movies i'd do it.

[Dr. Feinstone]

Then half of the horror flicks I like would be gone. :(

[lbosquet]

Good then. What can I do to destroy the other half?? :twisted:

[Steven Spielbergo]

I take that as a "this movie will suck" theory.

Well you can't really expect masterpieces from Troma. Even Lloyd knows this.

[Dr. Feinstone]

I take that as a "this movie will suck" theory.

Well you can't really expect masterpieces from Troma. Even Lloyd knows this.

I think Troma's movies are masterpeices, or Tromasterpeices.

And lbosquet, you will never destroy my beloved horror films! :twisted:

[lbosquet]

That's the problem with retarded 'singled-genre' fanatics....they so much like a genre that even the crappiest, dullest most insignificant piece of movie SH*T from that type of movie they like will be masterpieces. And we have one here about horror films.

Even if there was rock solid proof that a movie is completely whacked up and doesn't even deserve to be named movie, or that in a film a single fart would kill a million zombies or vampires or werewolves or gorilla sized batteries ( :roll: ), for say, then they'll jubilate and want an oscar given to this crap.

I've only 3 words for them: GET A LIFE

[Dr. Feinstone]

You hate me don't you?

[That Kid]

No, he just wants to pick a fight so he'll feel important.

[Dr. Feinstone]

Yeah well I just have an interest in horror films and you don't, end of story. :D

[lbosquet]

You hate me don't you?

I have nothing personnaly against you...only your diumbness and the shitty movies you worship as masterpieces.

No, he just wants to pick a fight so he'll feel important.

F**K U little cocksucker

[That Kid]

Holidays making your vagina dry up, Ibos?

:lol:

[Dr. Feinstone]

You hate me don't you?

I have nothing personnaly against you...only your diumbness and the sh*t movies you worship as masterpieces.

I am a member of another message board and they hate my taste in movies too...noticing a pattern.

[lbosquet]

Holidays making your vagina dry up, Ibos?

:lol:

http://img147.exs.cx/img147/2773/morph7da.jpg

[That Kid]

Maybe if you weren't an annoying bitch we wouldn't have to resort on these "lame comebacks".

You're starting to turn into Sheffer Fan.

[lbosquet]

Maybe if you weren't an annoying bitch we wouldn't have to resort on these "lame comebacks".

You're starting to turn into Sheffer Fan.

All of your likes : Krossroads, ThatKid, Snatch etc made me as such...

And to me you're closer to Sheffer Fan than I'll ever be.

[Snatchtastic]

I did? Please elaborate how I could do such a thing!

[lbosquet]

I did? Please elaborate how I could do such a thing!

You're not worth me wasting time writing about your crap.

[Snatchtastic]

You failed to answer my question.

[Krossroads]

I <3 Teh Ibos.

:(

[lbosquet]

I <3 Teh Ibos.

:(

Sorry, I just don't understand.

[Krossroads]

<3 means "love"

and Teh is just me being silly.

8)

[lbosquet]

And what have I done for you to love me???

[Snatchtastic]

Oh hell no you're not changing this subject. I want to know how the likes of "ME" have made you be what you are?

[Krossroads]

Oh hell no you're not changing this subject. I want to know how the likes of "ME" have made you be what you are?

He doesnt have to explain himself to you! :wink:

[Snatchtastic]

Well if he can't elaborate, than maybe he should either shut his hole or stop blaming His life on someone else.

[lbosquet]

Take the shit out of your eyes and read once more most of your 1915 posts...you'll then understand.

And stop spamming the forum with your crap f*ckface, while you're desperately trying to reach the 2000 post marksign.

[Pwn3d]

Stop crying you sissy.

[lbosquet]

Stop crying you sissy.

Heyyyyy...look who we have here.....that Schizo of Snatch used his other username...JonnyDepp....so, having fun douchebag??

[Snatchtastic]

And stop spamming the forum with your crap f*ckface, while you're desperately trying to reach the 2000 post marksign.

Thats funny, and this is coming from the clown who got to Movie God in a month? I'll have you know that I spammed this Forum LONG after I was a Movie God.

[Pwn3d]

Hay don g3t mad ibozqut, wer al adualts here we can al talk wifout using profanity.

[lbosquet]

http://img156.exs.cx/img156/7364/aznfaggotjonnydepp0ws.jpg

[Krossroads]

If you guys wanna act like faghats then do it in Misc. Ramblings.

[Snatchtastic]

I think it goes a little deeper than you thinking I spam this forum Ibosquet. Maybe it's the fact that Krossroads got the Mod Job and you didn't? Maybe it's something else in your life thats got you all pissed off and you find it helpful to flambe people here?

Or maybe it's just that your upset with the way My character JonnyDepp upset you? If so than get over it.

Love Snatch.

[Snatchtastic]

Krossroads dont interupt when Mommy and Daddy are talking here.

[lbosquet]

I think it goes a little deeper than you thinking I spam this forum Ibosquet. Maybe it's the fact that Krossroads got the Mod Job and you didn't? Maybe it's something else in your life thats got you all pissed off and you find it helpful to flambe people here?

Or maybe it's just that your upset with the way My character JonnyDepp upset you? If so than get over it.

Love Snatch.

Brian proposed the mod place...I refused...you can ask him. And even if I'm not agreeing with Kross being mod (i'd have rather see Carl) I have nothing against him.

And for the rest of your post...F**K OFF

[Krossroads]

Carl was asked to be an admin. just for the record. What happened with that? Who knows.

[Snatchtastic]

OOOOOOOOOOH so it "WAS" JonnyDepp.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! I do infact remember you running off because you are all high strung like a ferret on methamphetamines. Remember when you had a sig that said in BIIIIIIIIG BIIIIIIIIIG LETTERS

I F*CKING QUIT

Don't let the internet get ya down. ;)

[lbosquet]

Took a one week Holiday to the sky...you 'tard

[Snatchtastic]

Really? Where did ya go?

[lbosquet]

Where's your problem with that? Do I owe you anything? Go continue living your despicable life.

[Snatchtastic]

Whoah calm down there dude, I was just asking a question. No need to get your panty hose all tied up in a knot.

[Steven Spielbergo]

Happy Holidays, everyone.

[That Kid]

Carl was asked to be an admin. just for the record. What happened with that? Who knows.

I was also offered and I PM'd Brian about it... as of now I haven't gotten an answer back yet.

Maybe he only wants one moderator from the forum. Boy, will ClarkParker be confused when he comes back. :lol:

[Krossroads]

Boy, will ClarkParker be confused when he comes back. :lol:

:lol: He was on here at about 11:00. No post though :(

[TeenageProdigy]

Wow, you're all such bitches. Everyone needs to go cut off their balls cause we have way too much testosterone flying around the place.

[Krossroads]

Once again, this was just Ibos. and Snatch.

[TeenageProdigy]

Once again, this was just Ibos. and Snatch.

Frankly, you're all to blame for this reckless and irresponsible behaviour.

[Krossroads]

:lol:

It was in a troma thread and some other crappy thread. Ibos. would start fighting me, for the millionth time. He's crazy.

:wink:

I have failed as a human being and a father.

[TeenageProdigy]

:lol:

NO! It cannot be! Someone has a sense of humour!
*GASP*

[Krossroads]

I'm leading a resistance called The Sense Offenders.

[TeenageProdigy]

I'm joining the resistance. I may have a bad sense of humour, but it's marginally better than none at all.

[That Kid]

Sounds like fun. Hey, I didn't once fuel that fire. I may have lit it, but that's an entirely different matter. :wink:

[Dr. Feinstone]

Wow, I started a feud.

[Anonymous]

Hey -- I thought this might interest some of y'all....
--

Troma Entertainment, creator of such classics as "The Toxic Avenger," "Class of Nuke' Em High," and "Tromeo & Juliet," currently has several positions available for its next film, "Poultrygeist: Attack of the Chicken Zombies!", to be directed by Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma Entertainment and creator of The Toxic Avenger.

The feature film will go into production this summer, and all positions are open immediately. Though the positions are UNPAID, the cost of materials will be covered, and all will lead to prominent credits in the final film.

Makeup / Special Effects: The effects team will be responsible for designing and building decaying corpses, bloodied severed limbs, various appliances, and the vast army of monster/zombie chickens.

Costume Designer: The costume designer will be responsible for creating a fast food corporation’s employee uniform and chicken-mascot costume, and all other costumes needed.

Set Designer: The set designer will be responsible for creating the signage and interior for a fast food corporation’s newest franchise restaurant, as well as other sets crucial to "Poultrygeist!".

Choreographer: The choreographer will be responsible for arranging and coaching several musical numbers.

For complete details on the film, go to http://troma.com/poultrygeist

We would like to see resumes and work samples if available. Either send them to poultrygeist@troma.com, or mail them to:
Poultrygeist!
c/o Troma Entertainment
733 9th Avenue
New York, NY 10019

[Dr. Feinstone]

If you need a 16 year old teen in the movie, I am there. (maybe)

[stormygc]

TROMA IS GOD!!!! REPRESENT!!!!

[Dr. Feinstone]

www.poultrgeistmovie.com

You can see a trailer and a song at that site for Troma's upcoming film, POULTRYGEIST! About zombie chickens that emerge from the American Chicken Bunker, the military themed chicken restaraunt. They have CHICKENS OF MASS CONSUMPTION! This film stars ROn Jeremy, Lloyd Kaufman, and many more, and is directed by Lloyd Kaufman. CHekc the trailer NOW!

[namini69]

Yeah I seen that a while ago and it just looks Horrible..

[Dr. Feinstone]

Yeah I seen that a while ago and it just looks Horrible..

Horrible? THIS MOVIE LOOKS AWESOME! ANother cinematic masterpiece from the Troma team!

[namini69]

what other types fo movies do you like? Name some movies?

[Anonymous]

Hahah that does indeed look awesome. Its not going to be a good movie, its not going to be magnificant. Its going to be a badly done movie that be just hilarious, and made all the better because it isnt a big budget flick.

[namini69]

I still don't think it will be any good

[Dr. Feinstone]

what other types fo movies do you like? Name some movies?

I like mostly independent chesy horror films. Some movies I like include:

The Toxic Avenger
Terror Firmer
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV
Tromeo and Juliet
Night of the Creeps
Nail Gun Massacre
Killer Nerd
Ax Em
Re-Animator
Phantasm Series



Among the more popular...
Night Patrol
Swimming With Sharks
Natural Born Killers
Night Of The Living Dead
Dawn Of The Dead (original)
Day of the Dead
Land of the Dead
A Nightmare On Elm Street
Puppet Master
Shrek
Moving Violations
Terminator


Need I name more?

[namini69]

no, no you dont have to name anymore, I didnt know any movies from your first list and i knew pretty much all of the em on your second list

[Krossroads]

Re-Animator and Toxic Avenger are awesome.

[Dr. Feinstone]

Re-Animator and Toxic Avenger are awesome.

Amen to that :D

[Dr. Feinstone]

no, no you dont have to name anymore, I didnt know any movies from your first list and i knew pretty much all of the em on your second list

Yeah, thing is I like a lot of indie films, especially from the 80's, like no budget gore fests. Many haven't heard of em, but I also like some bigger budget flicks.

[namini69]

oh, cool, I dony really know how to get mi hands on inderepndent small films

[Dr. Feinstone]

oh, cool, I dony really know how to get mi hands on inderepndent small films

You can find some at places like Best Buy, or FYW. Or some over the net, like www.troma.com or www.deepdiscountdvd.com :D

[namini69]

oh thnx mybe il check some out..

[Dr. Feinstone]

oh thnx mybe il check some out..

No prob :D

[Munny]

lmao. Poor Shrek, mixed in with that bunch. That was the odd one out, in my opinion. The rest of the movies make sense together. Anyway, I've seen troma flicks back in my younger years. Never really got in to them. They're an aquired taste.

[Dr. Feinstone]

lmao. Poor Shrek, mixed in with that bunch. That was the odd one out, in my opinion. The rest of the movies make sense together. Anyway, I've seen troma flicks back in my younger years. Never really got in to them. They're an aquired taste.

Haha, I know, I get that all the time. 99% of my movies are horror, and then I got Shrek in there.

Yeah, Troma is for acquired tastes, hard to find anyone in my town who likes Troma...