Forums: The Random Statement Thread

We all know Snatch is the current king of randomness, but why not have an actual compeition devoted to the most random statement possible? We can just post something totally random, then in like a week vote for the most random statement. How do we determine this? Pretend you're sitting in a restaurant or sitting in the park and someone walked up, said this, then walked away. What is the most random thing they could possibly say? I'll go first:

"10 out of 10 Pterodactyls are extinct"

Who's next?

Avacados can kill parrots.

I urinate in the shower.

8)

Never microwave Silly Putty. . .
8)

Cats in microwave ovens explode

Cats like to sneak up on you. . .

My socks smell bad

That wasn't chicken you ate at the Chinese Buffett. . .

I killed Mufasa.

This isn't where I parked my car

23% of photocopier faults are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts

Have you ever felt the need to check if you're wearing your own underwear?

F*ck me I'm famous

This snow tastes funny. . .

I get my haircut at the dentist.

I own many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I finally saw the movie I, Robot last night. I thought it was good. The robots were freaky looking though. And Will Smith had a nice body... :wink: lol...yea well thats all I had to say.

I finally saw the movie I, Robot last night. I thought it was good. The robots were freaky looking though. And Will Smith had a nice body... :wink: lol...yea well thats all I had to say.

I think we have a winner! :lol:

I finally saw the movie I, Robot last night. I thought it was good. The robots were freaky looking though. And Will Smith had a nice body... :wink: lol...yea well thats all I had to say.

I think we have a winner! :lol:

lol ok...what is with that picture :?: Thats just a weird picture of David. lol

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