Forums: The Random Statement Thread

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  • 9 years ago
  • We all know Snatch is the current king of randomness, but why not have an actual compeition devoted to the most random statement possible? We can just post something totally random, then in like a week vote for the most random statement. How do we determine this? Pretend you're sitting in a restaurant or sitting in the park and someone walked up, said this, then walked away. What is the most random thing they could possibly say? I'll go first:

    "10 out of 10 Pterodactyls are extinct"

    Who's next?
  • 9 years ago
  • Avacados can kill parrots.
  • 9 years ago
  • I urinate in the shower.

    8)
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  • Never microwave Silly Putty. . .
    8)
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  • Cats in microwave ovens explode
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  • Cats like to sneak up on you. . .
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  • My socks smell bad
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  • That wasn't chicken you ate at the Chinese Buffett. . .
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  • I killed Mufasa.
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  • This isn't where I parked my car
  • 9 years ago
    • nixx
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  • 9 years ago
  • Have you ever felt the need to check if you're wearing your own underwear?
  • 9 years ago
  • F*ck me I'm famous
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  • This snow tastes funny. . .
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  • I get my haircut at the dentist.
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  • I own many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
  • 9 years ago
  • I finally saw the movie I, Robot last night. I thought it was good. The robots were freaky looking though. And Will Smith had a nice body... :wink: lol...yea well thats all I had to say.
  • 9 years ago
  • I finally saw the movie I, Robot last night. I thought it was good. The robots were freaky looking though. And Will Smith had a nice body... :wink: lol...yea well thats all I had to say.

    I think we have a winner! :lol:
  • 9 years ago
  • I finally saw the movie I, Robot last night. I thought it was good. The robots were freaky looking though. And Will Smith had a nice body... :wink: lol...yea well thats all I had to say.

    I think we have a winner! :lol:

    lol ok...what is with that picture :?: Thats just a weird picture of David. lol
  • 9 years ago
  • SOUTH JERSEY IS FULL OF ITALIANS!
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