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Then I suggest you lower yourself to mooching. There is no exscuse to not see this film... NOW!!!

but, but....yeah, ok. i'l; see what i can do.

A good man, ClarkParker is... those kids from the Star Wars boards could take notes. No, just messin around. They seem alright, but I'll be damned if they don't get caught up on superficial crap. Wait, so do I!!! DAMN!!!!

So no one's posted on this thread in awhile, which leads me to think no one really cares, but I need to add another film to the movies that sucked list. Hardball. My God, it was horrible. I hated that movie. So corny, flat, and unengaging. I didn't even care that "G-Baby" died because, well, there was never a moment I got attached to anyone. Keanu Reeves was dead wrong for the lead, they over exaggerated life in NYC (at least I hope they did), and the speech Reeves gives at the funeral could have been emotional, but it was just goofy and awkward. How many people would go up to a pulpit and say something like that with a straight face. Just plain ridiculous if you ask me.

So far this board has been full of big budget crap, however there's a world of made for cable crap out there. Saw a film the other day called Shredder, a made for cable slasher movie set on a Ski resort. Damn did it suck, and I actually like most slashers for being all the same. However this film transends dumb, so the characters have discovered a mad serial killer is stalking them. 2 of the 3 survivors decide to try and fix the car leaving the third alone locked in the house. They did give her a walkie talkie in case of trouble. Anyway of course the killer get's into the house and the girl hides in a closet. With the killer looking for her she starts whispering for her boyfriends help. Hearing the whispers for help he picks up his walkie talkie and shouts "IS THAT YOU?" of course the killer hears this and starts smashing the door witha poker. So the girl starts screaming. So through the walkie talkie you hear the sound of smashing doors and screaming girls, and all he does is scratch his head as if to say "Wonder why she's screaming." I know she cheated but people that thick deserve all the mutilations they recieve.

Of course I also saw Roadkill today which was a big budget film with equally thick characters so maybe there's just no hope for modern horrors.

We can only pray to the God of Horror Films that Freddy Vs. Jason breathes some life back into the genre. Of course, you know they will crap out in the end. Neither Freddy nor Jason will win. It will be left half open, with a sort of ending, in case the film does well so they can make another one. But if it is good, I suppose I wouldn't be strongly opposed to a sequel.

The last time a good slasher flick came out was way back with Scream . Apparently Identity is supposed to be good

I was hard on Hardball, (that sounds weird when you say it out loud), but I was just completely unattached to the film. It had it's moments, and the concept wasn't that bad, it was just the script, the way the lines were delivered, and the fact that these little kids are saying "bitch" after every sentence, that made a believable premise completely laughable. And I agree, The Rookie was very slow, but I still enjoyed Quaid's performance, and I think that it was a bit underrated.

See, I liked the lightheartedness of Hardball. And while I'm never going to say it was a brilliant or exceptional film, it was sweet and fun enough that I did enjoy it.

I would have, if it weren't for the fact that moments like Keanu Reeves walking through a bar with his hands in the air singing a Notorious B.I.G. song completely drew me out of it. I can't believe that someone would write that! I can see them all on the set now;

Director: Keanu, I have a brilliant idea! I know how to make the film better!
Keanu: Whoa, dude!
Director: You walk in the bar, wave your hands and sing that Biggie song!
Keanu: Duuude!
Director: You like it?
Keanu: (long silence) Duuuude!

haha...thats funny, and so true. but sometimes, cheese can make a movie for me. Otherwise I would probably hate anything Keanu was in. Honestly, I'll bck that up by admitting I loved Josie & the P*ssycats. :oops:

Hey, I'm not one to judge.. I just can tell you what I do and don't like. Having not seen Josie and The P*ssycats, I'll leave it up to someone else to think up a witty way to make fun of you. :wink:

Josie and the P*ssycats was quite fun to watch and Alan C*mming, as usual, played a very good role, even if it was for a pointless movie for families.

I am undeniably smiiten with the lovely Rachael Leigh Cook. Although, not even she could save Blowdry. :?

I understand the emotion perfectly Parker. Whenever I get taken with an actress, it really doesn't matter about the quality of the work anymore, just the fact that they appear in the film gives me reason enough to see it. You cannot be blamed. Though, Lt. Dan sounds as if he enjoyed P*ssycats too... perhaps I should give it a look?

Movies that I will never watch, watch again, or watch entirely:
Crossroads (it was playing on the airplane and I forgot a book), Glitter, Unfaithful, Blowdry(Was Josh Hartnett getting paid for having the worst accent ever?), Josie and the Pussiecats (I love Parker Posey and Alan C*mmings, but Tara Reid's attempt to be so cute it's funny made me naucious), Evolution, Double Jeopardy, Maid in Manhatten, The Wedding Planner, and many more...
The worst movie I ever saw though was Autumn in New York. I will never associate myself with anyone who likes that movie.
But you know what I hate more than anything? When a movie has the potential to be really good, and then just F****s it up! I hate that.

I hate to keep coming back to Pitch Black and Jackie Brown. Did any of you movie fans happen to catch Avenging Angelo with Stallone. It was pure hellacrap. In the words of Eric Cartman. Good plot and Idea but a complete lack of character development and follow through on the plot.

~doofy

Hahaha... yeah, Evolution wasn't as good as I hoped. Too bad that those same guys were responsible for Ghostubsters too, or I'd have to bury them alive for making me pay money to see that movie. Anyways, Doofy, please give me your reasons for not enjoying Jackie Brown. If I were to pick one of Tarantino's works as my favorite that would be it. I love the matured style and characters.. what is it you don't like about it!? :?

Evolution?! What the hell?! how could you NOT like that? It's so fun to watch...not a dull moment in the entire movie.

I just didn't find it funny at all. I will admit I watched the whole thing through, so it wasn't like it wasn't interesting in a sort of, this is horrible way, but still, I felt like there were a lot of set-ups for a good joke, then they fell flat. I just didn't like it. But I'm still waiting for Doofy to tell me why he didn't like Jackie Brown.....