Forums: Boff, Marry, Kill!

@ghostman -- That's right! Actually, I wanted to physically bitch-slap both of you. ;)

January Jones = Marry.
Kate Upton = Boff.
Eva Green = Kill

@XxNickTheFilmCriticXx Seriously, it's a good idea, so have fun.

@ejk1 -- Ha, thanks. Yeah, I'll try.

@XxNickTheFilmCriticXx I'd rather marry Kate Upton so that you can boff all you want and not just once.

@ghostman -- I see your point. ;)

You should ask Sean, and see if he chooses differently.

@XxNickTheFilmCriticXx Well, it sounds like a fun game, but I don't really have the time to be an active participant. I was gonna say I'd Boff Kate Upton just to get under @ejk1's skin, lol, but other than that I'll leave it to you all.

By the way, @ejk1, I'd have her calling me "The Boff" after I got through with her ;)

@ghostman Lmao at your last comment. Very true. I'll say it again, you are the one true Lord of MW.

#BOFFsoHard

@thedude-abides -- Aha, that's fine, man.

ROFL!

Marry: January Jones
Boff: Eva Green
Kill: Kate Upton(i'm just sick of hearing about her)

@XxNickTheFilmCriticXx I'm not sure what Sean would think, let's ask him!

We have a question for you @themoviefanatic who would you boff(have sex with), marry, or kill: January Jones, Kate Upton, or Eva Green?

@thedude-abides Haha thanks man!

@XxNickTheFilmCriticXx@ghostman@ejk1 I'm using that hash tag from now on on all my posts, lol!

#BOFFsoHard

@thedude-abides@cupid@XxNickTheFilmCriticXx@ejk1
The definition of Boff from the Urban Dictionary:
'A specific type of sexual intercourse having all of the following qualifications: 1) It is super high speed 2) At least one of the participants does not know the others name. 3) The male's trousers are not complely removed. and 4) includes a lot of dry humping' So in a sense, it's basically a 30 second quickie without 'finishng'.

@ghostman Yep. Sounds about like what I had in mind :)

#BOFFsoHard

LoL this game always helps pass the time at work

@thedude-abides I don't know man. Calling yourself "The Boff?" Sounds like you've proclaimed yourself to be the love child of Bruce Springsteen and David Hasselhoff.

@ejk1 Lol. It was supposed to be a play on "The Hoff."

#BOFFsoHard

@ghostman I would marry or boff January Jones or Eva Green.

@thedude-abides -- Awesome, man!

@ghostman -- Well, that kind of sucks. Lol!

@themoviefanatic You have to chose one for each category:
for example: Boff-Kate Upton, Marry-January Jones, Kill-Eva Green

@XxNickTheFilmCriticXx Yeah...it kinda does but at least it'll be the best 30seconds you'll ever experience.