Forums: Introduce Yourself (NEW MEMBERS COME HERE)

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  • 10 years ago
  • Hello and welcome. Before you start wandering around these forums why don't you stop and tell us a little bit about you.

    Maybe your favorite movie, what you like to do in your spare time, or anything else you can think of and want to share.

    Of course you don't have to do this, but why not? We would all like to officially meet you.

    Any flaming/insulting will be deleted. You can make comments, but make sure they're not negative.
  • 10 years ago
  • Howdy. Don't get in my way or I'll cut your head off with a paper plate. West side:!:
  • 10 years ago
  • Thanks for the warning. :lol:
  • 10 years ago
  • could this sticky not appear on the Forum main Page, or be in a special introductory section. Thus there'll be a reduction of the risk that a newbie posts his "hello I'm new thread" in the Movies section. at least when they get to the forum's main page, they see it at once...

    and all newbies should thank me for the introductory sticker...lol
  • 10 years ago
  • Hey y'all, my name is Rhonda Clementine Farnsworth. I'm 45 years old, I weigh 195 pounds, I just got out of the state pen., and I'm looking for that special someone to spend the rest of my life with. I don't have a favorite movie, cause my family never could afford a VCR, let alone one of them there new-fangled DVD whatchamacallits. So the only movies I ever see are WWF movies taped off of my cousin Jed's free cable box. It looks like y'all are a great bunch of people, and I look forward to talking to you on here.

    Well, since I joined ages ago and never got to formally introduce myself, I felt left out :(
  • 10 years ago
  • Hey y'all, my name is Rhonda Clementine Farnsworth. I'm 45 years old, I weigh 195 pounds, I just got out of the state pen., and I'm looking for that special someone to spend the rest of my life with. I don't have a favorite movie, cause my family never could afford a VCR, let alone one of them there new-fangled DVD whatchamacallits. So the only movies I ever see are WWF movies taped off of my cousin Jed's free cable box. It looks like y'all are a great bunch of people, and I look forward to talking to you on here.

    Well, since I joined ages ago and never got to formally introduce myself, I felt left out :(

    You are too funny! :lol:
  • 10 years ago
  • My name is George Grazer. I was surfing MovieWeb one day at work when I was caught and got fired. My wife kicked me out of the house for spending too much time on the internet. Now I'm homeless and unemployed. I live in a pizza box. The guy who lives in the box next to me has excruciatingly bad body odor, and a few weeks ago he broke in and stole all the cheese drippings from the box, so now I have no food. I'm no doctor, but I think I might be coming down with Typhus.

    Thanks MovieWeb! :D
  • 10 years ago
  • Howdy, I'm Rod Stiffington - founder of the Yum Yum Monkeyjuice.com company. I was introduced to Movieweb site by my 7 foot tall Amazon tranny girlfriend, Dave; which helped bring me up from my pits of despair due to my company failing like Rodney Dangerfield's heart. . . nowadays I am the assistant to the assistant groundskeeper for a midget nudist colony - that's when I not visiting Dave, who is in a coma at the hospital due to a trick gone bad. . .
    Many thanks - Movieweb!
    :thumbsup:
  • 10 years ago
  • Hi, My name is Rob.

    I like Movies and Popcorn and Girls. My girlfriend once told me that I was a nerd, so I called her fat and she got way madder than I thought anyone could get. 2 hours later I was having the best sex of my life and thought I should post in a movie forum.

    Here is a picture of me with my new girlfriend. (It's the 42" T.V)

    MovieWeb Forum Image
  • 10 years ago
  • i guess i will be serious with mine

    Thank you.

    Been busy?
  • 10 years ago
  • You havent posted anything in a while.
  • 10 years ago
  • He's too busy being a Ghostbuster.

    Seriously, I am 14 and in 8th grade. I'm intent on becoming a filmmaker, and I want to learn to play guitar.
  • 10 years ago
  • Im 13 and in 8th grade.
    I paint, read, watch movies, and browse the internet. Im into writing and smoking pot every one in awhile.
  • 10 years ago
  • smoking pot every one in awhile.

    SMOKING IS BADD FOR U K
  • 10 years ago
  • I very greatly disagree.
  • 10 years ago
  • Sorry. I just HAD to be the older role model for ya there. I was going to teach you to use appostrophes in my above post, but somewhere along the way I forgot about grammar.

    :P
  • 10 years ago
  • I am Matthew, I am 16, I love horror movies and game shows.
  • 10 years ago
  • Awesome. Welcome to the forums.
  • 10 years ago
  • Thanks dude. :D
  • 10 years ago
  • Sorry. I just HAD to be the older role model for ya there. I was going to teach you to use appostrophes in my above post, but somewhere along the way I forgot about grammar.

    :P

    Arent you just barely a year older than me? :lol: I hate using apostrophes/commas and capitalization. Its not I dont know how or im forgetting to do it. Its just i dont want to.
  • 10 years ago
  • ya fuk taht shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • 10 years ago
  • Im 13 and in 8th grade.
    I paint, read, watch movies, and browse the internet. Im into writing and smoking pot every one in awhile.

    Whoah, youre only 13?
  • 10 years ago
  • That's the reaction I got many months ago. Without the pot, of course.
  • 10 years ago
  • Oh its not the weed, I just thought he was older than 13
  • 10 years ago
  • Hey names Julien and im 15. I live in NY and work at a local airport as a mechanics aide. I also enjoy video gaming paintballing pc gaming and anything to do with computers and of course movies particularly action/adventure and violent movies :twisted: .
  • 10 years ago
  • Cool. Glad your here.
  • 10 years ago
  • Name: Kyle
    Age: 15
    Interests: Movies, Music, Boredom, Paintball, Computers
    Favorite Prime number: 1176694 to the 131072 power + 1
    Favorite Movie: A Clockwork Orange
    Instruments I play: Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drums, Violin, Viola, Cello, Bass, Piano, and Bagpipe
    Voted: Favorite Invertabrae of Quiz Bowl
  • 10 years ago
  • Instruments I play: Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drums, Violin, Viola, Cello, Bass, Piano, and Bagpipe

    That is a truly awesome array.
  • 10 years ago
  • Instruments I play: Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drums, Violin, Viola, Cello, Bass, Piano, and Bagpipe

    That is a truly awesome array.

    Haha why thank you good sir.
  • 10 years ago
  • my name is Isaac, im 17, my favorite movie is american history x my favorite actor is edward norton. i play basketball. i play bass, piano and trumpet.

    i speak english, japanese, catalan, and a little spanish.

    i travel alot, i have been to china twice, hong kong, spain, france, england, argentina, brazil, ecuador, mexico, russia, germany, and many more. if you actually want to know all the countries ive been to just ask.

    hmm what else... some other actors i enjoy are kevin spacey, don cheadle, brad pitt etc.

    i have 2 paths to choose from for my life, i will either go to college here in chicago and major in film, then make a career in film

    option 2 is after graduating high school moving to barcelona, my favorite city in the world and teaching english as a second language.

    i like these forums alot, but for some reason everything loads R E A L L Y slow on my computer, so we'll see how long till i get fed up. :D
  • 10 years ago
  • Definitely do films.
  • 10 years ago
  • i travel alot, i have been to china twice, hong kong, spain, france, england, argentina, brazil, ecuador, mexico, russia, germany, and many more. if you actually want to know all the countries ive been to just ask.

    Ok... ever been to Canada? If so, what did you think of it? If not, WHY THE HELL NOT??? IS CANADA NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU???!!!

    By the way, welcome to the forums :D
  • 10 years ago
  • i travel alot, i have been to china twice, hong kong, spain, france, england, argentina, brazil, ecuador, mexico, russia, germany, and many more. if you actually want to know all the countries ive been to just ask.

    Ok... ever been to Australia? If so, what did you think of it? If not, WHY THE HELL NOT??? IS AUSTRALIA NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU???!!!

    By the way, welcome to the forums :D
  • 10 years ago
  • i travel alot, i have been to china twice, hong kong, spain, france, england, argentina, brazil, ecuador, mexico, russia, germany, and many more. if you actually want to know all the countries ive been to just ask.

    Ok... ever been to Texas? If so, what did you think of it?
    If not, WHY THE HELL NOT??? IS TEXAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU???!!!

    By the way, welcome to the forums :D
  • 10 years ago
  • You all SUCK. But you did bring a smile to my face at a time when I was in a particularly bad mood, so thanks :D
  • 10 years ago
  • You all SUCK.

    Yeah, but you swallow.
  • 10 years ago
  • Yeah, but you swallow.

    DAMMIT TP, you weren't supposed to tell anybody! :lol:
  • 10 years ago
  • Meanwhile he still hasn't answered any of our surprisingly similar questions.
  • 10 years ago
  • Meanwhile he still hasn't answered any of our surprisingly similar questions.

    i like these forums alot, but for some reason everything loads R E A L L Y slow on my computer, so we'll see how long till i get fed up.

    Just give some days for his internet home page to load TP...then two days for movieweb forums and you'll al get answers... :P
  • 10 years ago
  • canada yes, austrailia no, texas yes

    vancouver, montreal, toronto,

    i would love to go to austrailia,

    texas f*ckin sucks i only go there cuz my grandma lives there

    sorry for the delay :)
  • 10 years ago
  • texas f*** sucks i only go there cuz my grandma lives there

    Is she one of those insane gun-wielding grandmas?

    :P
  • 10 years ago
  • texas f*** sucks i only go there cuz my grandma lives there

    Is she one of those insane gun-wielding grandmas?

    :P

    naw shes one of the 2 or 3 texas democrats.
  • 10 years ago
  • An old Texas democrat. Not possible.
  • 10 years ago
  • it should be...

    wel shes born in chicago, so shes not really a texan
  • 10 years ago
  • Who moves to Texas? I mean really, unless you're from Iraq, what could be so appealing about it? (No offense MetalMan... I just can't picture myself being happy in Texas... too many guns and republicans 8O ) I know someone who married a Texan and got dragged down there to live with him... he was really rich and got her a HUGE diamond and sapphire engagement ring, and she figured she had to repay him by moving there. Now he probably beats her and rapes her with his rifle. You should have heard the prick talk about his second amendment rights... I laughed at him for being so ignorant, and gave me this look that seemed to say "Shut up, woman, or I'll put you in your place!" I'm telling you, any guy who gives me that look is lucky to get away with his genitals. Anyhoo, the moral of the story is, I judge an entire group of people based on the actions of one person from that group, in combination with the media portrayal of said people. The end :D
  • 10 years ago


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  • 10 years ago


  • :thumright:

    8O
    Bush thinks???? :?

    Wow...that's new!

    :lol:
  • 10 years ago
  • Who moves to Texas? I mean really, unless you're from Iraq, what could be so appealing about it? (No offense MetalMan... I just can't picture myself being happy in Texas... too many guns and republicans 8O ) I know someone who married a Texan and got dragged down there to live with him... he was really rich and got her a HUGE diamond and sapphire engagement ring, and she figured she had to repay him by moving there. Now he probably beats her and rapes her with his rifle. You should have heard the prick talk about his second amendment rights... I laughed at him for being so ignorant, and gave me this look that seemed to say "Shut up, woman, or I'll put you in your place!" I'm telling you, any guy who gives me that look is lucky to get away with his genitals. Anyhoo, the moral of the story is, I judge an entire group of people based on the actions of one person from that group, in combination with the media portrayal of said people. The end :D

    None taken - momerath86.
    The Republic of Texas has a number of different regions: desert - hills - caves - valleys - rivers - and even has an couple of islands...
    It has cities - both big and small - both modern and rural...

    The guy you refered to must be living in a more rural setting, especially if he is talking about his amendment rights...Otherwise, he would be slapped with a firearms in public citiation - just because you can own guns here, doesn't mean you can run the streets with them...this isn't Iraq or the Old West here - at least anymore... for more suburban or city folks there are gun ranges to shoot their weapons at...

    Texas is unique - like Canada is unique.
    I'm sure Canada has much more to offer than just snow and hockey...
    8)
  • 10 years ago
  • I'm sure Canada has much more to offer than just snow and hockey...

    ...like the pancake syrups ? :?
  • 10 years ago
  • None taken - momerath86.
    The Republic of Texas has a number of different regions: desert - hills - caves - valleys - rivers - and even has an couple of islands...
    It has cities - both big and small - both modern and rural...

    The guy you refered to must be living in a more rural setting, especially if he is talking about his amendment rights...Otherwise, he would be slapped with a firearms in public citiation - just because you can own guns here, doesn't mean you can run the streets with them...this isn't Iraq or the Old West here - at least anymore... for more suburban or city folks there are gun ranges to shoot their weapons at...

    Texas is unique - like Canada is unique.
    I'm sure Canada has much more to offer than just snow and hockey...
    8)

    Nope, that's about it :D
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