Forums: Introduce Yourself (NEW MEMBERS COME HERE)

Hello and welcome. Before you start wandering around these forums why don't you stop and tell us a little bit about you.

Maybe your favorite movie, what you like to do in your spare time, or anything else you can think of and want to share.

Of course you don't have to do this, but why not? We would all like to officially meet you.

Any flaming/insulting will be deleted. You can make comments, but make sure they're not negative.

Howdy. Don't get in my way or I'll cut your head off with a paper plate. West side:!:

Thanks for the warning. :lol:

could this sticky not appear on the Forum main Page, or be in a special introductory section. Thus there'll be a reduction of the risk that a newbie posts his "hello I'm new thread" in the Movies section. at least when they get to the forum's main page, they see it at once...

and all newbies should thank me for the introductory sticker...lol

Hey y'all, my name is Rhonda Clementine Farnsworth. I'm 45 years old, I weigh 195 pounds, I just got out of the state pen., and I'm looking for that special someone to spend the rest of my life with. I don't have a favorite movie, cause my family never could afford a VCR, let alone one of them there new-fangled DVD whatchamacallits. So the only movies I ever see are WWF movies taped off of my cousin Jed's free cable box. It looks like y'all are a great bunch of people, and I look forward to talking to you on here.

Well, since I joined ages ago and never got to formally introduce myself, I felt left out :(

Hey y'all, my name is Rhonda Clementine Farnsworth. I'm 45 years old, I weigh 195 pounds, I just got out of the state pen., and I'm looking for that special someone to spend the rest of my life with. I don't have a favorite movie, cause my family never could afford a VCR, let alone one of them there new-fangled DVD whatchamacallits. So the only movies I ever see are WWF movies taped off of my cousin Jed's free cable box. It looks like y'all are a great bunch of people, and I look forward to talking to you on here.

Well, since I joined ages ago and never got to formally introduce myself, I felt left out :(

You are too funny! :lol:

My name is George Grazer. I was surfing MovieWeb one day at work when I was caught and got fired. My wife kicked me out of the house for spending too much time on the internet. Now I'm homeless and unemployed. I live in a pizza box. The guy who lives in the box next to me has excruciatingly bad body odor, and a few weeks ago he broke in and stole all the cheese drippings from the box, so now I have no food. I'm no doctor, but I think I might be coming down with Typhus.

Thanks MovieWeb! :D

Howdy, I'm Rod Stiffington - founder of the Yum Yum Monkeyjuice.com company. I was introduced to Movieweb site by my 7 foot tall Amazon tranny girlfriend, Dave; which helped bring me up from my pits of despair due to my company failing like Rodney Dangerfield's heart. . . nowadays I am the assistant to the assistant groundskeeper for a midget nudist colony - that's when I not visiting Dave, who is in a coma at the hospital due to a trick gone bad. . .
Many thanks - Movieweb!
:thumbsup:

Hi, My name is Rob.

I like Movies and Popcorn and Girls. My girlfriend once told me that I was a nerd, so I called her fat and she got way madder than I thought anyone could get. 2 hours later I was having the best sex of my life and thought I should post in a movie forum.

Here is a picture of me with my new girlfriend. (It's the 42" T.V)

i guess i will be serious with mine

Thank you.

Been busy?

You havent posted anything in a while.

He's too busy being a Ghostbuster.

Seriously, I am 14 and in 8th grade. I'm intent on becoming a filmmaker, and I want to learn to play guitar.

Im 13 and in 8th grade.
I paint, read, watch movies, and browse the internet. Im into writing and smoking pot every one in awhile.

smoking pot every one in awhile.

SMOKING IS BADD FOR U K

I very greatly disagree.

Sorry. I just HAD to be the older role model for ya there. I was going to teach you to use appostrophes in my above post, but somewhere along the way I forgot about grammar.

:P

I am Matthew, I am 16, I love horror movies and game shows.

Awesome. Welcome to the forums.

Thanks dude. :D

Sorry. I just HAD to be the older role model for ya there. I was going to teach you to use appostrophes in my above post, but somewhere along the way I forgot about grammar.

:P

Arent you just barely a year older than me? :lol: I hate using apostrophes/commas and capitalization. Its not I dont know how or im forgetting to do it. Its just i dont want to.