Machine Girl DVD: Review By The_Fallen_One

Well let me start by saying I have not been able to put out as many reviews as i would have liked to in the last little while due to work and what have you,but what has happened here?!Well f*ck my ass and call me Charlie Brown the rating system has changed!!!And not for the better am I right?Seems a little primitive doesn't it?Like reviewing a video game not a movie,I like the old one better!So if you know an appropriate way for me to voice my concerns please let me know because you see I am a conspiracy theorist and I believe these "Movieweb" people have all our houses bugged and are listening to our every word and could off any of us at any given second!!!And they dont like change so I ask you all my friends one simple thing...if I dissapear for the next little while avenge my death!Now dont nod or react physically in any way...they can see your every move.By now im sure your asking yourself what in the f*ck this incoherent blathering has anything to do with the movie,the answer to that is simple my friends.It does'nt.I just like to give you guys that little bit extra,a little bit of insight cause I like you ALOT.So anyway if your still reading this your officially my friend...go on add me,you know you want to.See,the rambling is a security system if you will to weed out the losers,and you passed my test with flying colors cause your cool like that!

Okay now before I get any further off topic let me begin this movie review thing.This movie is badass!It is about a japanese schoolgirl....(good so far right fellas)whos brother is killed by some pre-pubescant wannabe yakuza members and she decides to go and avenge him in the messiest way possible as is the trend.Oh yeah did I mention she had her arm cut off and had it replaced with a.....[insert drumroll]GATLING GUN!!Rose Mcgowan eat your heart out!So this movie is everything an anime fan or low budget horror freak like myself could hope for,all of the ridiculously over the top crimson fountains of blood that anime can be associated with yet none of the over-complicated plot,cause lets face it even the japanese dont know what the f*ck theyre talking about half the time.This movie has it all!Torture scens involving nails,ninjas wearing adidas jumpsuits [budget problems im sure] drill bras!....yeah let me linger there for a couple seconds......chainsaws,flying limbs,gushing blood,and that chain thing with a box at the end and teeth on it so you can like throw it on someones head and pull it off!If you know the name of that thing please do tell.So to be honest there isnt much else I can say about this movie other than its a ludicrously cheesy,ridiculously violent,terribly under-budgeted live action anime that rocks so hard it'll give you hemmaroids!So if that sounds up your alley i highly suggest picking it up,kinda hard to find I ordered my copy through HMV and only had to pay fourteen bucks!What a steal!