Dead and Breakfast DVD: Review By The CryptKeeper

Apr 7th, 2009 by The CryptKeeper
...Stupid.
  • OVERALL
    0.0
    HORRIBLE
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  • Picture
  • Sound
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  • Replay Value
This is one I had high hopes for. None of them were met - NOT ONE! I wasn't sure if this was suppose to be a horror/comedy, or just horror, or just comedy. I mean, its obvious they are trying to be slightly comical with the title "Dead and Breakfast" but I still wasn't sure. I found it was suppose to be a horror/comedy (I think), but I found neither of those things. Not horror, because it wasn't scary at all. Though there's quite a bit of blood. And not a a comedy, because none of it was funny.

The story is very random. I thought it'd be about some kids who stay at a Bed and Breakfast, but then get killed by one of the owners or something. What it's really about is kids who go to a Bed and Breakfast, but soon realize that there is this disease or something that turns you into this zombie like thing. It's a very lame story. Stupid and illogical. I'm not sure what kind of movie this was.

Wow, was the acting horrible. I've never even seen any of these actors before. I guess there's a reason for that. They can't act! All of them either over acted, or simply didn't act at all.

Surprisingly enough, I do have one good thing to say about this movie. That would be the gore. It had it's moments where it was cheesy, and fake, but overall, it really wasn't that bad, and there was quite a bit of it, too. I can't believe it. I thought of something good to say about this movie.

It was really bad. It's not even worth a rent - even when it's free. Don't see this! I'm really ashamed! It was filmed by some place close to where I live - Livermore, California. Too bad it's a bad movie!

As for the DVD, nothing too wrong with it, besides bad sound editing, and not the best picture quality ever either.

Also, sorry for spelling errors, no spell check.

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Comments (14)

  1. The CryptKeeper

    The title is clever yes, but this movie really sucks.

    and well, I never said I didn't like the people at beaches. lol

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  2. Alundra

    and beaches are awesome hot wet surfer guys! or for you dudes plenty of gals in bikini's

    3 years agoby @alundraFlag

  3. Alundra

    but it's such an awesome title how can it be bad NOOOOOOOOO! the galaxy is in shambles lol

    3 years agoby @alundraFlag

  4. The CryptKeeper

    Thanks, and you are welcome! lol

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  5. Shelley

    This just sounds stupid but thanks for writing a review, now I know to avoid this film. Good review BTW.

    3 years agoby @shelleyFlag

  6. The CryptKeeper

    I agree.

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  7. slysnide

    i aint a fan of beaches either, nothing to do anywhere. but fishing on a small boat for 8hrs 20+miles west of the shoreline is fun...for some reason despite only getting 3 bites all day, which all occurred in a 25 minute window. 2 at once. lolz Ahis and Onos.

    3 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  8. The CryptKeeper

    thanks

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  9. 313td

    Nice review.

    3 years agoby @313tdFlag

  10. The CryptKeeper

    thanks! lol

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  11. SCREENWRITER

    Sounds stupid too! Great review.

    3 years agoby @the-screenwriterFlag

  12. The CryptKeeper

    never been a fan of the beach...

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  13. slysnide

    Sounds terible. But yeah, that's why movies like this are made, for the GORE FACTOR!!! lolz It's only that it usually disappoints in every other field.

    So you live in Livermore? I'm up in Auburn. It's so f*ckin' boring up here. My friend and I are planning to hit SF for 3 days in June as a way to rejuvenate ourselves and take back 2009s disappointments in regards to lack of recreational activity--new ones that is. Exhausting the same hiking trails and river beds drives you nuts! It's like when you go to Hawaii, you think it'll be really cool, until you realize that there's nothing to do except read at the beach, search for vacant signs of sea life in the surf, or wonder the hotel. That's when you wish you brought cash for off shore fishing or dirt biking in the jungle. But Kona's the only great thing about that island chain for me, besides dirt biking in Kaui but I've not done that, and probably never will, point being, that you think it'll be great (like all the 'nature' up here) and you get bored of it too quickly, especially w/out a good off road vehicle to access places.

    3 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  14. The CryptKeeper

    Sorry for the short review. Not feeling too well; not at the top of my reviewing game today.

    3 years agoby @catwomanFlag