Return of the Living Dead DVD: Review By The CryptKeeper

Jul 29th, 2008 by The CryptKeeper
can anyone say "f*cking stupid?"
  • OVERALL
    0.0
    HORRIBLE
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Well... I used to ba a zombie fan, but now I'm not sure I can call myself one anymore. I despise this movie, and every second, scene, and character. If you want to see something very... very stupid and pitiful, go out and rent... no buy this now... right now. Or if you'd rather stay away from pathetc, poor attempts at movies (The Return of the Living Dead is a good exapmle), then you better run far, far away from this one, because if anyone on this site likes this movie, don't even think about giving me a friend request, because if I find out that you like this, your request will be denyed.

As most zombies moves are, this is an insult to the whole horror genre! I have finally realized why the horror genre is poked fun at to no end. Because of all these poor excuses for movies (the Return of the Living Dead is once again a good example). If you are bored one day and for some strange reason happen to have a copy of this crap, or it happens to be on TV, then you still shoudn't watch it unless you wanna see what I have stated above.

I didn't even finish the whole movie. I am saddened that I bought this before I saw it. What a waste of $7.00. Sickening.

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Comments (16)

  1. The CryptKeeper

    Ya, for you. Not me. lol I used to be a zombie fan, but after seeing this, i kinda lost faith. i know its a classic, and i cant figure out why.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  2. Nathan1677

    Oh Come On!! This is a CULT CLASSIC!! Linnea Quigley even stared in it!! I loved the corny comedy and remember being scared as heck as a kid watching it!! I guess it is a guilty pleasure

    4 years agoby @nathan1677Flag

  3. The CryptKeeper

    sorry, vamp. turned this one off.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  4. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    Dead Alive is BrainDead, and I've seen every George A. Romero Zombie movie remake and orginal, and V2k I can't remember.

    BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  5. Vamp

    Isn't this the one where the zombies get on the intercom and say, "Send more paramedics!"?

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  6. The CryptKeeper

    I HATE DEAD ALIVE!!!! tell me more on Brain Dead.... sounds sweet!

    did you see Dawn of the Dead remake?

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  7. The CryptKeeper

    I HATE DEAD ALIVE!!!! tell me more on Brain Dead.... sounds sweet!

    did you see Dawn of the Dead remake?

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  8. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    They're the same movie but two different titles, like Brain Dead and Dead Alive, ones international, the others American, and I thought Night of the Living dead original and remake, where equally excellent, but the original dawn of the dead is so much better.

    BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  9. The CryptKeeper

    I saw the original Dawn of the Dead so long ago, i dont remember it. but i did buy it, so i guess i liked it. lol

    I know you will hate me, but the original Night of the Living Dead was a snoozefest. The one with Tony Todd that i think Tom Savini wither directed or did the effcts for i liked. and i know ya didnt ask, but i looooved the remake of Dawn of the Dead.

    so theres 2 different movies. 1 called Night of the Demons, the other Demon Night?

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  10. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    They are two different movies, the reason why I say Demon Night is because I saw the International/Canadian version of Night of the Demons.

    BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  11. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    Yeah it is, but Night of the Demons/Demon Night is actually about Demons, What about the original Dawn of the Dead and both Night of the Living Dead.

    BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  12. The CryptKeeper

    ya, on Day of the Dead remake, i know its a crappy movie, i just like it for entertainment (dont ask me why). I do like the oringnal Day if the Dead better.

    and when you mentioned Demon Night, i thought you were talking about Demon KNIGHT, the Tales from the Crypt one (i have a new review for that as well as Zombie Lake, another zombie mvie i hated). But if its zombies, i will give it a shot. and i saw Return of the Living Dead 3 on TV years ago, and liked it. thats why i wanted this one. if thats the one about the guys girlfriend turning into a zombie.

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  13. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    Or Night of the Demons (1988), depending on which one you find, but this is the other name of the franchise, dont forget about part 2 and 3.

    BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  14. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    That girl was also a in another franchise (getting naked) you might like and its called Demon Night, there are 3 of them, and that movie might scare you or creep you out, part one and two are alright of The Return of the Living Dead, part 3's fair, and part 4 and 5 are horrible, I didn't say it was better, but it dose add a zombie type, so it gets merits for that, and stays true to zombie movies, if you would have cared about the people you would have been mad to see them die, and it was a horror-comedy but then again we differ on the new Day of the Dead, (which by the way have you seen the original, of any of the Dead franchise they are way better then any new one) so I'm not selling it just giving my point about it.

    BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag

  15. The CryptKeeper

    well, i respect your opinion, bliz, but this movie was not only lame, but i thought the characters acted like bloody idiots. that one chick getting naked and dancing in the graveyard... SBT (sad but true). I am not trashing you or your taste in movies but in my opinion, well i guess i dont have to state it again now do i?

    4 years agoby @catwomanFlag

  16. BlizZzario, Bizniches

    Ahll, ahll, ahll, really, come on, Crypt this is where we differ, I like this franchise, but I wouldn't give it a 5, and these are renters, but this franchise, has added one of the many zombie types, and these movie do have their flaws but its good ol'fun, so I guess this means we can't be friends anymore,......................................................................................................................................Joking

    BlizZzard

    4 years agoby @blizzzardFlag