Aliens in the Attic DVD: Review By OhTheFilmNerd

C*cky, childs film
  • OVERALL
    0.5
    HORRIBLE
  • Feature
  • Picture
  • Sound
  • Extras
  • Replay Value
THE GOOD
The visual effects in very minor scenes are brill.

Detailed, and cartoony, but fun.

Is it used well in retrospect, no, it is not.
THE BAD
Almost everything, most of the cast members are or were young child actors, who have been so brainwashed by their neivity and fame, they guy from Zoey 101 is a c*cky prick who is the same deep voiced twerp he is in everything else.

The girl from High School Musical, and other miscast loops, Ashley Tisdale, i do not mind per say, shes funny, sweet perky.

Hoffmans roll as the horrid BF whoes been brain controled by the aliens and is running about madly and doing these mad stunts that the Lord himself would raise his hands and say "This is beyond my wisom and almighty youth".

The story fails slowly, then just grows into more or less a waste of good money.

The story, and the look by the trailer, it looked diffrent, like a fun kids film with cool gadgets and action sequences, and oh yes Josh Peck frown in for free.

You would have though Nickelodeon produced this, with all the kids flare, past child actors in this film, so called acting, but nope they backed away like a cat from a fist fight.

The logic of the animation and the audiences patience is tested.
THE FEATURE
Its about a whole family coming together, and a nasty BF being a total tosser, and young child actors happy to be on screen instead of a 2 inch one in which a tramp beats against his alleyway wall and says "Come on i want to watch Zoey 101, or High School Musical".

Then the aliens stir, ut they are full blown american, not the blured lil sh*ts you hear in the actually brilliant trailer.
THE EXTRAS
Waste of time, oh its all fun and games, even tripe you want to know how its made.
THE VIDEO
Good, for a bad film.
THE AUDIO
Normal, i turned it up to drownmy sorrows.
THE PACKAGE
Plain plastic casing.

Good design for the DVD cover though, for a sh*te film.
THE FINAL WORD
Overall this is a childrens film, that children will hate, and full of over statused Nickelodeon actors who saidly ruin the nature and name of that word.

The visuals are over used, and not used well, the film looks good, nice cinematography, overall though, a sloppy, not thought through, audience time tester, and mind capability tester.

A load of old c*cky, slimy, bob standard mooosh.

0.5 F*CKING SHOOT ME

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