Return to Sleepaway Camp DVD: Review By The Cryptkeeper

Nov 18th, 2008 by The Cryptkeeper
Are you kidding me?!
  • OVERALL
    0.0
    HORRIBLE
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  • Replay Value
Oh, man, did this movie suck. I haven't seen the older ones, and now I don't plan to. I'm sure they aren't as bad as this, because not much else is, but I still will never ever try them!! I turned this pathetic excuse of a movie off within the first 20 minutes. I just couldn't take it any longer!! I was pretty much dying. And in that 20-30 minutes I watched, all I saw was some fat kid getting teased. Let me tell you I didn't feel the least bit sorry for him, because he deserved it. I only saw 2 people get killed. The deaths were some of the stupidest deaths I have ever seen. Some high guy gets gasoline poured down his throat, then the killer makes him smoke some weed. Then the guy blows up. I know, it's pathetic, and just downright retarded.

The acting is some of the worst I have ever seen. I don't even think these actors were trying. It's like they just read off the random bullsh*t they call dialogue, and they don't even act it out, they just say it, and sometimes yell it. It's terrible.

Who cares who the director is? He is a dumbass who probably hasn't directed another movie in his life, and after this, he'll never get a job again. Actually, I wouldn't even be surprised if there wasn't a director.

For the visuals... nothing. You got ugly kids, and a cheesy set that is supposed to be a camp.

Don't you dare rent this movie, it will be the biggest waste of your life. I myself, most of the time enjoy a bit of a cheesy horror flick, you know, for a laugh... I wasn't laughing this time, and I am POSITIVE that you won't be either.

There's nothing wrong with the DVD itself, it's the movie that sucks.

That's all I have to say about that.

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Comments (17)

  1. The Cryptkeeper

    sorry, man. I had to get the word out that this movie sucks.

    And, sorry, but I'm not seeing the first, second, or any other sequels to this movie.

    3 years agoby @americanpsychoFlag

  2. The Boondock Saint

    1.the first is so physicaly and mentaly scaring that u wont be able to heel the wounds
    2.as much as i believe it sux......u just cant review a muvi u havent seen all the way thru. u just cant

    3 years agoby @combatmadness360Flag

  3. The Cryptkeeper

    ya, but after this one, I don't think I will....

    3 years agoby @americanpsychoFlag

  4. Molemanjoop

    I agree with you it was pretty sh*tty. But U have to see the original to get the whole picture.

    4 years agoby @molemanjupeFlag

  5. The Cryptkeeper

    what do you mean, TDK?

    and yes, Raven, that was the lamest death i have ever seen.

    and to Vamp- I was surprised to hear that, because lik you mentioned, you like sasher flicks, but i am sure you wont like this one.

    4 years agoby @americanpsychoFlag

  6. RavenX5 God of Light

    'the guy smokes weed and he explodes?!hhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!WTF thats was unbelivable dumd and f*cking stupid!!!!!!!

    4 years agoby @hackx9Flag

  7. The Dark Knight

    ha only nine review sucks lol

    4 years agoby @thedarkknight23Flag

  8. Vamp

    No problem, and I guess I am. lolz. I was actually surprised with myself that I passed it up. You know how much of a sucker for Slasher films I am. lolz.

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  9. The Cryptkeeper

    You're lucky.... lol

    thanks.

    4 years agoby @americanpsychoFlag

  10. Vamp

    I saw this when I was looking at some movies to rent, and it just SOUNDED stupid, so I didn't bother. lolz. Great review, though!!!!!

    4 years agoby @vampire2000Flag

  11. The Cryptkeeper

    thanks, and good idea, MovieNerd. lol

    4 years agoby @americanpsychoFlag

  12. RavenX5 God of Light

    i agree,a dissapointment to the franchise

    4 years agoby @hackx9Flag

  13. MovieNerd

    Good review. I have never seen any of the originals and never even knew there was a new one so I will stay the f*ck away from it.

    4 years agoby @nickoFlag

  14. The Cryptkeeper

    No, it wasn't. It just sucked. I guess the 2 deaths that I saw were so bad, they were SLIGHTLY funny, but still not worth the money to rent it. The people harly even try to live.

    4 years agoby @americanpsychoFlag

  15. slysnide

    Somebody reviewed the earlier ones and hated them too. You summed up the same reasons that it sucks. So yeah, I'll avoid this one. Was it even remotely funny considering how bad of a horror film it was?

    4 years agoby @slysnideFlag

  16. The Cryptkeeper

    thanks, and glad i could help!!

    4 years agoby @americanpsychoFlag

  17. The Lost Girl

    This must be bad, crypt, from your review!! lol Thanks for the warning. I'll steer clear from this one. I haven't seen the earlier versions either, but something tells me they aren't any better. Good review!

    4 years agoby @trinity7694Flag