monkholio

Can we please change the shows name? It isn't about prison any more. Cmon lets rebrand this puppy with some new PR.

Donnie was and is a superb cult classic. How can a "sequal" follow up I do not understand. If you love the story of Donnie you may want to wait till the "directors special gold diamond edition" comes out to really enjot this fragment of the story. Then again I know only one other "fan" of the original that ever finished the Donnie Web series. Look out for rabbits.

Hey Stephen King did this in "Cell." a Signal was sent via cell phone that turned those that answered into "Phone Crazies" that tried to kill any non cell infected. They later went on to do alot of other stuff (try ESP, Psychic abilities, etc...) Maybe not the SAME thing but close enough King should sue them and make even more money. Book was good enough to read 7 times so far, check it out.

LOL cool. Criminal sare so dumb they are funny.

mmmm zombie movies. They just keep me happy...

This is one of my favorite old school Stephen King stories. I have read it so many times I just hope the movie does justice to what I have envisioned. I have bought this story in his book Skeleton Crew at least four times because I wore it out. Man this can be epic!

MI bad. Both had their times but they both kinda sucked as Cruise was their main man. C mon who can take him serious. He is like 4 foot 3 and a scientologist. Any guy who accepts and embraces hat we are all "souls" of dead aliens that need to be reaped is whack. Yeah that was a quick sum up but hey this is my first day back in a while.

Uhhhhhhm is it just me or does this show seem to be taking a strange turn. I've seen some of the leaked stuff on the web and it just seems more fantasy/x-files than reality. Oh well time will tell. Maybe I will get to see more Heroes.

Hmmm TV...sorry been too busy for anything other than some discovery channel and Court TV. One new show I have been watching at work on Thursday night is the American Jail. Funny arse sh*te. Also been watching the old episodes of cops on Court TV and some funny show called "Ninja Warrior" on G4. Even get my wife to watch that one. Yeah my two boys are always trying to do the extreme stunts but they are a hoot at family parties. Just imagine a five year old walking past the grown ups with a 6 foot two by four to only put it between two tables at a Fourth of July party. "Uh what do you think your doing?" asks the concerned parent. "Don't worry..." as kid climbs up on the table and begins to cross from one table to the other "...I do this alll the time. Wait till I jump off the table and into the chambe of fire! Oh Yeah here comes the PAIN!" The grown ups were all staring and the inlaws looked like they were going to murder their son in law. At least the wife started to laugh, followed by the "younger (non-geriatric)" people there. Ahhh kids.

I have not been able to retrieve my Heroes collection from DVD and have lost track of the timeline of the last three episodes (other than the official site.) Any one have a hint of a place to find this. I of course mean a site not plauged with spyware and that kind of sh*te.

Hey buds after a brief intervention with the hernia upgrade and some general busy stuff I have come back home to shat and rant! The wife has had me give this up for some time to make sure I can "Do what she needs me to do" and not re-tear the hernia. I have listened to her and the medical elite and with a wee little bit of the force I can both bang my wife and use my computer. (sorry if that is too crude.) Well then off to the lines, oh wait, me lady states she needs me help! Well see yall later!

Has any one seen my pants? they were here a bit ago but alas while I helped out our dear friend I seem to have mis placed my pants. Giggle.

Ok so the end is near and the end is so dramatically posed to be so freakin cool/lame as to keep us edged for the next season but horrified with what has happened to the show so far. The show has alot to cover in two hours and I, not one, feel this could be a cliffer for next season. Like it or not the sh*te has hit the fan and yet again Jack is up to his ankles in sh*te. (yeah this is my first post in a bit but the hernia flared up and stuff so sue me!)

I can't believe I will admit it but I bought two discs on Friday. One was highly touted and in my eyes a successfull buy. The other I am happy that not only was it a good buy at $15 but at the Target register it was 9.99 after they gave me a $5 gift card. I thought interesting marketing, but in the end I could tell why.

The first disc mentioned was "House of Flying Daggers." This movie rocked, rocked hard. I mean the cinematography was clean and cool and it wasn't even lame that it was all in subtitles. It did remind me of the Matrix with the bullet time kinda thatrics and astounding affects and cgi. It took a childhood favorite theme of Kung Fu movies (any one remeber "Kung Fu Theatre"?) and stunning special affects.

Now the second movie was hyped to be a mental thriller Horror title called "Malevalence" (sp?) and the only thing that saved the movie was it was low budget, it was a different theme and it didn't suck altogether too much. Again I can see why Target was forward thinking about possible complaints and giving $5 on a Target card right away cause enough film fans will be pissed at blowing some dough to get notice but to get 1/3rd back right away said they were doing their part if you thought the film stunk.

Hey it's just me writing, borow a copy from a buddy, rent em from a shop or buy em you self.

mmmm 24. Lets have a big round of aplause to Jack getting all old school on the terrorist jerk off! Sources point out that Chloe is about to learn how bad it is to go in the field. Now I can't find any one who knows the show that can believe they would send Chloe out in the field but hey it may just happen. As for the preview showing Palmer again, HELL YEAH! Show the panty wearing Vice/Now Prez how to get down and beatche slap that turd Marwan. Wouldn't be the ballz if he gets the VP to give Jack "open" choice to get Marwan? Now that would be too cool.

Smurf Yeah mutha Smurfer! Pancakes!

And I hate Pants!

They always get in the way if I need to do something. They hide your underwear. They chafe if they get wet. I mean why do we wear pants...

Sorry not appropriate but then again you said you were bored with the US.