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David Kobylanski reviewed the movie Iron Man

"Enjoy the first flight of a remarkable man of iron going by your window seat.."

""Leaping his way onto the silver screen, the greatest hero in American history!" And chances are he'll miss his cue and forget what he's about to say... But the movie doesn't!"
David Kobylanski reviewed the movie Transformers

"Most were sent to destroy us... Some were sent to protect us... But nobody really cares, we just want some Transforming bliss..."
David Kobylanski reviewed the movie Beowulf

""I-Am-Beowulf!""

"You'll never be happier to have a person take a lot of money just for you to see a coin toss..."
David Kobylanski reviewed the movie Knocked Up

"You may not be aroused but your funny bone will be tickled for the most part... And if you are seduced, just wear protection... like a helmet? Yeah, I'm a virgin..."

"Introducing... Dewey Cox..."
David Kobylanski reviewed the movie Sweeney Todd

"Attend the tale of an obsession so odd to warrant a meat pie for good old Sweeney Todd... A man so bold with vengeance in him so cold..."

"Pirates Laws says it so, “It consists of extravagant stunts and special effects along with action proving the makers still haven’t cut the scars deep enough for the salt water to hurt too much...”"